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PostFocalor on Wed May 10, 2017 1:32 am

Lorry - What can I say? I lack tact. LOL!

Well, the last Elspeth/Deke update hinted at a kid since right after they woohoo'd in their matching undies she puked in the toilet. XD


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PostLorry on Wed May 10, 2017 1:35 am

Ohhhhh yay so there is a baby on the way :bravo:


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PostFocalor on Wed May 10, 2017 1:39 am

Lorry - Yeah, I wasn't sure if anyone picked up on it or not. Also, there's a new member to the Ryan Family too. XD


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Postszanne7000 on Wed May 10, 2017 3:10 am

While I'm very happy that everyone is happy having babies, I will be very satisfied with Grandchildren one of these days <3



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PostFocalor on Thu May 11, 2017 12:12 am

Szanne7000 - Well, I don't have any babies. LOL!


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Postszanne7000 on Thu May 11, 2017 12:30 am

LOL, Hotaru.

Mine are adults... Two sons, 25 and 28 :D



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PostFocalor on Thu May 11, 2017 4:00 am

Sanne7000 - Damn, and here I am almost 36. XD


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Postszanne7000 on Thu May 11, 2017 4:26 am

LOL... I actually qualified for senior discounts this year - I turned 55 on my birthday :D



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PostFocalor on Thu May 11, 2017 4:43 am

Now some Elspeth and Deke updates!

Last we left off--



Elspeth:
GLOOOARKRKRBR!!!



...Anyway Elspeth (and by extension me) discovered that Silent Hill toilets lose their textures when one blows their groceries in them...



And now it's clean?



Elspeth: I should be so lucky! Lucky lucky lucky! I should be so lucky in love!



Oh hai, Eddie.

Eddie: Hey. -_-



Deke: Makin' my way down town, with my bitch! She's gonna make me a sandwich.

Elspeth: I heard that.



If it isn't obvious, Deke has zero neat points...and a cast iron stomach.



And he likes rolling in leaves as well as rancid carcasses.



POP goes the Elspeth!



Deke: You're so hot when you're poppin' like Orville Redenbacher, baby!

Elspeth: Teehee! <3



I'll say it again: ONE. BOLTERS.



Damnit, you two! I'm going to jam a hotdog in your ear and see how you like it! D :



Elspeth: Mine is an evil waddle! >:D



Here's a shot of the kid's room. There's a changing table and crib on the other side.



Deke: Is THIS how you hold a baby? I need the practice!



Elspeth: I was reading that listening to classical music while pregnant would make the unborn child smart. Do you think Symphony X would count?



Deke: I don't see why not. I mean we were raised on Lynyrd Skynyrd and Creedence Clearwater Revival and we turned out alright.



Hey, Fritter. What's up?

Fritter: I'm eavesdropping on the birth.

What birth--aw crap I forgot to screencap it, didn't I.

Fritter: I think you did. : (



Deke: *gasps* I'm a daddy!!!! : D : D : D



Meet Remington "Remy" Riggs-Carter.



Remy: RAWR!!! : D



I have to agree with Azaya and Pooklet: Potty training face really is the best face.

That's all for now. I guess next time there will be Ryans.


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Postcharmful on Thu May 11, 2017 7:26 am

I love your captions!

You're so hot when you're poppin like Orville Redenbacher, baby! wrote:

That one especially.

Remy is the cutest lizard-hybrid baby I have ever seen.
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PostFocalor on Thu May 11, 2017 7:33 am

Charmful - Haha thanks. Remy is a cute little ghoul baby, isn't he. I just hope his pupils straighten out when he gets older. XD


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Postszanne7000 on Thu May 11, 2017 10:36 pm

Eddie is cute!

I like your captions, too <3



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PostFocalor on Thu May 11, 2017 11:41 pm

Szanne - You mean Remy the ghoul baby? Or are you referring to Eddie the big  zombie lizard guy? XD


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Postszanne7000 on Fri May 12, 2017 8:26 am

The big zombie lizard guy? Green, long, black hair? :D



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PostFocalor on Fri May 12, 2017 9:04 am

Szanne7000 - Yeah that's him. XD


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Postszanne7000 on Sat May 13, 2017 2:47 am

:inlove34:



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PostGast on Sat May 13, 2017 3:21 pm

I wonder . How do you get to these stories Focalor ??
And how handsome it is to simulate it all in the sims
You really have a fantastic gift, 

I am always enjoying myself with your amazing photos story's  happypopcorn
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PostFocalor on Sun May 14, 2017 10:27 am

Szanne7000 - That's a little weird for me considering Eddie is the redo of a character I created when I was six years old. LOL!

Poppy100 - I just pause at the right time, snap photos and make it up as I go. Hopefully I'll have a Ryan update up soon. : D


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PostGast on Sun May 14, 2017 11:57 am

Yes, I understand that Focalor
But I meant the story telling,
How do you do that?
What is your inspiration?
and
Please continue with this
Because it's great,  
                              hugss
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PostFocalor on Sun May 14, 2017 10:10 pm

Poppi - I'm not really sure. Most of my sims are based on my own characters and stories so I just work with that. ^.^;


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Postszanne7000 on Tue May 16, 2017 11:45 am

Ah...

...um...

I have no idea how to respond, Hotaru :/

:D



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PostFocalor on Tue May 16, 2017 10:05 pm

Szanne - Maybe just ":D" even if it is a little weird. XD

Ryan update! Brace yourself for Pippa spam! : D



Pippa:



Pippa: Yo, not that kind of Deke, foo!! What'chu trippin' fo!



Pippa: Awww yeah! I'm gonna tear a hole in this here beeyotch, yo!



Pippa: I sho' wish it was sunny, yo.



Random bathroom shot, just because the wall writing amuses me.



Claire Buoyant:
College! : D



So because the Ryan teens needed to get out I sent them to the Starlight, my 1980s-themed bowling alley. There aren't enough 80s-themed wallpapers.

Ryanna: The Coffin Bean has the best crescent rolls!
Olekzander Draimon (of the Rofocale Clan): I'm afraid I've never tried them.
Fritter: Friendship!
Carla: *ignores*



Velvetta: Don't those games rot your brain?
Deke: Videogames ruined my life sure...but luckily I have TWO LIVES!
Fritter: I want friends! : (



So since things were kind of boring at the Starlight I sent the kids to the Coffin Bean to get cellphones, Gameboys, and mp3 players. This is where I realized that I'm in dire need of more male townies. O_o

BEO: You have such pretty skin, Arkadi. +Friendship
Arkadi De Infernali Rofocale (of the Rofocale Clan): That's a little weird, but okay. +Friendship
Serendipity: I saw you on TV! You were right next to the glutton-free stuffing!

Elspeth? Where's the baby?

Elspeth: What baby? -_-

*sigh*



BEO: ...And then the cop looked at the woman and said "Voodoo penis MY ASS!"
Lydia: OH MY GOTH!!!



Eddie:
*checking out Elder's sexy outerwear* NICE! >:D



Eddie: I just don't understand why we really need computers. I mean my claws are so big that I can barely type on the keyboard!



Mercury Ulala: Coffin Bean coffee makes me so happy! : D : D : D



Afterwards I sent the kids home only to find...

Ryan: Arrrr! Where be th' booty!?



Mel: I married THIS.



BEO: Awww! Pippa! You're so cute!
Pippa: Why yo' face be all pimply yo?



BEO: You really need to learn some real English.
Pippa: Fo shuggle, mah nuggle! But gots how you heard both your parents speak? Ya'll is mad stupid, yo!

For the record, Ryan is Finnish and Mel speaks with a cockney accent.



Pippa is so bad ass that not even her own snores want to be near her!



Mel: Uh oh...I think my water jus' broke.



Mel: Aww shit! My water did break!! Get me an epideral!!!!



Kyösti: Hey did you guys just hear something? ++Cuisine
Ryanna: Zzzzzzzz.
Ryan: Now when you all go to college I want you to stay on top of BEO's--
Zhivago: O_O *wishes he wasn't part of this conversation*
Ryan: --Grades, Zhivago! Grades!
Pippa: Yo yo yo yo yo!!! I think the blue-haired beeyotch is havin' a baby jus' like a mammy!!!



Mel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! And here I thought squeezin' out Kyösti's head was badddddddd!
Kyösti: Oh damn!
Andrea: *runs down the invisible staircase*



Dani: I love my mommy!
Mel: I love that this baby doesn't smell like a litterbox.



But things went well and Mel gave birth to a healthy (and very well-dressed) baby boy named Dani Ryan. I forgot to take a cute toddler pic, so have one of him sleeping in Pippa's bed instead.



Mel: Can you say "Mommy"?
Dani: Sure, mommy! But wouldn't "potty be more appropriate?



Mel: This is my sexy face. : 3



Pippa:
Fo shizzle! XD

That's all for now. There was no Dementia in this update. I'll have to fix that in the next Ryan update. ^.^;


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PostGast on Wed May 17, 2017 1:04 am

Wow.. that was a wonderful story again
Thank you focalor    
I hope you do not stay away for too long with the new story   :cutehug:
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Postanidup on Wed May 17, 2017 5:49 pm

What a way with pictures and words you have.
I laughed out loud for the baby sleeping in the cat's bed.
Just a sim child that would do that.
And the pimps! Oh my, this is bringing back fond memories!
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PostBroomhilda on Wed May 17, 2017 7:15 pm

That is cute with the cat in the toddlers bed and funny when that girl passed out in her food lol



Time for a Spring Siggi lol
Thank you so much Crissi, it's beautiful
~hugs and smiles my dear, dear BFF's~
I am so proud of all of you..
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