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Postpoppy100 on Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:09 pm

2 Blondes ... whistle
Two blondes walk on the street.
Sees one blonde 10m them a banana peel lying on the sidewalk.
"No, hey!" Said the other blonde, "here we go again!" ... giggle


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Postsongib67 on Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:07 am

I love the joke topic...can we have more please?
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Postpoppy100 on Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:12 pm

it's always fun to laugh,, I hope there are come more jokes SummerB2

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Short joke about doctor {!}

Doctor to patient: "If you continue for another two years with this unhealthy life you are dead within a month  >>>. thlol


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Postpoppy100 on Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:17 am

Blue eyes coffeetime


Girl tells boy: "What do you have beautiful blue eyes." The boy says, "Yes, but I have to fight for it!"


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Postsongib67 on Sat Jul 09, 2016 7:41 pm

This is my favorite joke!
Guy goes into pet shop, sees a parrot for sale very cheap because of naughty mouth. Decides to take the deal. First day home the parrot start with *&^%$#@. Guy decide to put parrot in freezer to cool off and learn a lesson. An hour later he opens the freezer and the parrots says : Oh please forgive me sir for being so rude, give me another chance... I have changed my ways. Guy says okay. Parrot says sir, May I ask one question Please?? Whatever did the turkey do???/
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Postpoppy100 on Sun Jul 10, 2016 8:24 pm

thlol that's so funny your joke songib67


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Postpoppy100 on Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:28 pm

alcohol Control


Why put a drunken Belgian off his glasses in an alcohol control?
Two glasses less! :greenbeer:


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Postpoppy100 on Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:52 pm

There are two cement bags on the street says one to the other: "Hey, it's going to rain!" says the other, "does not matter where you are hard of!" giggle3


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Postanidup on Sat Jul 23, 2016 7:22 am

I love these jokes!! Had a good laugh just now!
I will have to think of one too!



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PostLorry on Sun Jul 24, 2016 12:13 am

:haha: great way to start the day.......thank you ladies for a great laugh


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Postpoppy100 on Fri Jul 29, 2016 10:49 pm

A man goes to the bakery and says: "Do one bread." Asks the baker: "White or brown" Says the customer: "Does not matter, it is for a blind man. :glassgran: :lolspin:


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Postpoppy100 on Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:55 am

Adam and Eve walk through paradise. Eva suddenly asks: "Adam, you still love me?" 
To which Adam replied: "Yes of course, who else?"    giggle3


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Postanidup on Thu Aug 11, 2016 4:16 pm

giggle3 good one!!



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Postpoppy100 on Fri Aug 26, 2016 3:42 am

,, there is a skeleton in the doctor'''' says the doctor I think you are a little late


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Postpoppy100 on Mon Aug 29, 2016 11:10 pm

it is black with a red dot, and it flies through the air!!?

a fly with a nosebleed thlol


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Postalouette on Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:30 am

My niece told me this joke this weekend. Where do kids come up with these things?!

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus." giggle


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Postpoppy100 on Wed Sep 21, 2016 12:39 pm

haha''..alouette thlol how funny''


I have also again searched a joke coffeetime


A Belgian comes into a bar and asks: Where is the toilet? Says the waiter: Who is
clogged. Belgians: Oh, that's okay,!'' than I'll go look for him,


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Postpoppy100 on Sat Nov 26, 2016 9:18 pm

A man told against another man,in the cafe
Well, I really have a fairy tale wedding
the man asks, 'why do you have that man !!
the other man tell him then
Well every night when I come home from my work
there is a witch sitting on the couch ....lol  laughloud


                                      


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PostResa on Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:49 am

Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"

Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."


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Postszanne7000 on Sat Mar 11, 2017 2:09 am

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.




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Postcharmful on Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:32 pm

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowtain.
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Postszanne7000 on Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:06 am

lol, that is funny, Rachel!

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Postpoppy100 on Fri Sep 08, 2017 9:51 pm

Two drunk guys go home late in the evening and get on the railways. They crawl over the bullies further. "Jemig, what a long staircase," says the one. "Oh, but I can already hear the elevator," says the other.   

                                                                         


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PostRanapeach on Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:36 pm

Talking duck walks into a bar, approaches the bartender and asks, "Do you have any quackers?". The bartender politely says that he does not.

For the next two days, the duck returns and and asks again, "Do you have any quackers?". After the third visit, the bartender, now annoyed, says "If you come in here again and ask if I have quackers, I'm going to nail your beak to that wall!"

Fourth day, duck walks in, approaches the bartender and;

Duck: "Do you have a hammer?"
Bartender: "No"
Duck: "Do you have any nails?"
Bartender: "No"
Duck: "Do you have any quackers?"


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Postszanne7000 on Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:35 am

rofl301

You, two! giggle



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