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Postpoppy100 on Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:09 pm

2 Blondes ... whistle
Two blondes walk on the street.
Sees one blonde 10m them a banana peel lying on the sidewalk.
"No, hey!" Said the other blonde, "here we go again!" ... giggle


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Postsongib67 on Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:07 am

I love the joke topic...can we have more please?
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Postpoppy100 on Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:12 pm

it's always fun to laugh,, I hope there are come more jokes SummerB2

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Short joke about doctor {!}

Doctor to patient: "If you continue for another two years with this unhealthy life you are dead within a month  >>>. thlol


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Postpoppy100 on Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:17 am

Blue eyes coffeetime


Girl tells boy: "What do you have beautiful blue eyes." The boy says, "Yes, but I have to fight for it!"


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Postsongib67 on Sat Jul 09, 2016 7:41 pm

This is my favorite joke!
Guy goes into pet shop, sees a parrot for sale very cheap because of naughty mouth. Decides to take the deal. First day home the parrot start with *&^%$#@. Guy decide to put parrot in freezer to cool off and learn a lesson. An hour later he opens the freezer and the parrots says : Oh please forgive me sir for being so rude, give me another chance... I have changed my ways. Guy says okay. Parrot says sir, May I ask one question Please?? Whatever did the turkey do???/
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Postpoppy100 on Sun Jul 10, 2016 8:24 pm

thlol that's so funny your joke songib67


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Postpoppy100 on Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:28 pm

alcohol Control


Why put a drunken Belgian off his glasses in an alcohol control?
Two glasses less! :greenbeer:


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Postpoppy100 on Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:52 pm

There are two cement bags on the street says one to the other: "Hey, it's going to rain!" says the other, "does not matter where you are hard of!" giggle3


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Postanidup on Sat Jul 23, 2016 7:22 am

I love these jokes!! Had a good laugh just now!
I will have to think of one too!
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PostLorry on Sun Jul 24, 2016 12:13 am

:haha: great way to start the day.......thank you ladies for a great laugh


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Postpoppy100 on Fri Jul 29, 2016 10:49 pm

A man goes to the bakery and says: "Do one bread." Asks the baker: "White or brown" Says the customer: "Does not matter, it is for a blind man. :glassgran: :lolspin:


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Postpoppy100 on Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:55 am

Adam and Eve walk through paradise. Eva suddenly asks: "Adam, you still love me?" 
To which Adam replied: "Yes of course, who else?"    giggle3


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Postanidup on Thu Aug 11, 2016 4:16 pm

giggle3 good one!!
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Postpoppy100 on Fri Aug 26, 2016 3:42 am

,, there is a skeleton in the doctor'''' says the doctor I think you are a little late


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Postpoppy100 on Mon Aug 29, 2016 11:10 pm

it is black with a red dot, and it flies through the air!!?

a fly with a nosebleed thlol


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Postalouette on Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:30 am

My niece told me this joke this weekend. Where do kids come up with these things?!

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus." giggle


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Postpoppy100 on Wed Sep 21, 2016 12:39 pm

haha''..alouette thlol how funny''


I have also again searched a joke coffeetime


A Belgian comes into a bar and asks: Where is the toilet? Says the waiter: Who is
clogged. Belgians: Oh, that's okay,!'' than I'll go look for him,


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Postpoppy100 on Sat Nov 26, 2016 9:18 pm

A man told against another man,in the cafe
Well, I really have a fairy tale wedding
the man asks, 'why do you have that man !!
the other man tell him then
Well every night when I come home from my work
there is a witch sitting on the couch ....lol  laughloud


                                      


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PostResa on Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:49 am

Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"

Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."


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Postszanne7000 on Sat Mar 11, 2017 2:09 am

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.




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Postcharmful on Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:32 pm

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowtain.
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Postszanne7000 on Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:06 am

lol, that is funny, Rachel!

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