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PostGast on Sat Sep 09, 2017 11:37 am

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PostRanapeach on Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:04 am

My doctor told me I need to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of the mirror!


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Postszanne7000 on Mon Oct 02, 2017 1:45 am

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PostBodaccia on Tue Oct 10, 2017 10:29 am

Two peanuts were walking through the park - one was assaulted.


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Postszanne7000 on Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:26 am

heheheheeh

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ohno

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PostBodaccia on Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:42 pm

A 3 legged dog walks into a bar & says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my pa
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Postszanne7000 on Fri Oct 13, 2017 2:13 am

hehehheeheheh

hahhahahha

LOLOLOL

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PostBodaccia on Fri Oct 13, 2017 2:57 am

A blonde & a brunette were out for a nite on the town.
The blonde walked into a bar.
The brunette ducked.


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Postmckenziesprecher on Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:15 am

Blonde Joke
What does a blonde call a single corn stalk in a field?
A corn maze lol
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Postmckenziesprecher on Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:17 am

“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
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Postszanne7000 on Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:56 am

Oh, my... you are all wild and frisky tonight!

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As I'm blonde, I will tell another blonde joke, hehehehhe

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were driving through the desert when their car stopped running...

They got out and had a chat and they decided that each of them would carry one thing and they would walk out of the desert.

The redhead grabbed the single jug of water - "for thirst," she said.

The brunette grabbed a blanket - "for shade," she said.

The blonde thought for a minute or two and then started to dismantle one of the doors. The other two women watched with bewilderment.

When the blonde finally got the door off she said, "in case it gets hot I can roll down the window."

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PostBodaccia on Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:28 pm

Did ya'll hear about that poor horse in the news?
he's fallen and can't giddy-up.


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Postszanne7000 on Sat Nov 18, 2017 7:28 am

heheheheh



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Postbrazencoquet on Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:17 pm

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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Posttilly on Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:32 pm

That's a good one, lol
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Postszanne7000 on Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:42 pm

giggle :summerB7:



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Postbokbokchok on Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:57 am

This is a bit dark..
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
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PostGast on Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:48 pm

I had fun on every joke that I read.. your all so full of fun! ... hahaha 

oke!!.. I have one too ..   ..

Two madmen walk on the street beer after they have visited a pub. One points to the bright bright white moonlight and says: "Tell Jan ... hiccup, I do not know if you know, but do people live there on the moon?" Jan looks up, gives a farmer, and says: "Of course jerk ,you can see that there is light on. " 


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(--google translate--)
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Postszanne7000 on Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:06 am

LOL, Azalea - that is one I have not heard.

Anneke - that is funny, heheheheh



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Postsimmer2222 on Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:04 pm

A man walks into a bar.
The same man goes into another bar.
He then stumbles into a third bar.
When he staggers into the last bar, he realizes he left his glasses at home.
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Postszanne7000 on Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:25 am

:rofl301:



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Postamirahmylovee on Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:38 pm

A German, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and an American walk into a busy bar
The bartender, barely visible behind the crowd, says "hey can you see me?"
"Yes" "Oui" "Si" "Ja"
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Postszanne7000 on Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:14 am

ROFL that is funny, Amirahmylovee! giggle



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